He’s as useful as a one-legged man in an arse kicking competition

Featuring top notes of aldehyde and carnation, middle notes of rose, jasmine, and lily, and grounding base notes of musk and sandalwood. It promises a balanced and lasting scent that delicately perfumes your environment.

This one’s for the days when you’re surrounded by pure dose merchants – the type that couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery. He’s as useful as a one-legged man in an a... kicking competition is that classic Irish dig: harmless, honest, and weirdly accurate. Light this candle when you’ve had enough of the nonsense and need to clear the air – literally. Fresh, clean, and just sharp enough to cut through the chaos, it’s the scent equivalent of saying “ah here, give me strength” and reclaiming your peace.

Every candle is handmade by me here in Dublin – carefully poured, labelled, and packed by hand. I use soy wax that’s vegan, clean-burning, and easy on the planet. The tins are recyclable, and there’s not a scrap of plastic in sight. It’s a proper Irish-made treat that looks after the vibes and the environment